It was raining cats and dogs the other day.
I almost stepped in a Poodle!
Where do dogs go that had their tails cut off?
The re-tail store!
Why did the snow man call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!
My Collie was very sad!
She was Melan Collie
The dog ventured on to the race track!
But after a brief paws in the proceedings, everything was bark on track.
My dog is from Queensland.
He's a North of the Border Collie
His dog has a great surround sound system!
Just look at that sub-woofer!
My dog's a magician.
He's a Labracadabrador!
What does my dog and phone have in common?
They both have collar-ID!
Heard of the dog show, that featured only one dog?
It was a Shih Tzu!
They say a little seaweed is a nutritious supplement for your dog.
I'm not so sure, it made my dog a little Kelpie!
Heard of the dog show, where the cat won?
It was a cat-has-trophy!